She first showed up on my doorstep in a sleek, black leather, zip-front jacket, her long blonde mane catching the wind seductively, framing a baby-fat face and a high-gloss pout. Initially impressed, I paused for a moment, and then continued to flip through the pages of this month's Vogue as I reminded myself that most girls, stunning or not, will garner some attention as long as they have long blonde hair and are dressed in black leather.
Then someone put her in a bathingsuit. That was it.
"Light of my life. Fire of my loins..."
She instantly reminded me of that famous Nabokovian heroine.
She also reminds me of The Donald's daughter, Ivanka, only sexier, and with the ability to make the hotel tycoon jump into marriage without remembering the pre-nup.
Unfortunately, most fashion models who segue into bathing suit pictorials last about as long as their fake tans.
FILMOGRAPHY
- In Your Dreams (2004) .... Olivia
- Standing Still (2004)
- Nomad: The Two Worlds (2004)
- I Accuse (2004) .... Kimberly
- Trespassing (2003) .... Kristi
- Kangaroo Jack (2003) .... Jessie
- The Cooler (2002) .... Charlene
- Tangled (2001) .... Elise Stevens
- MTV Video Music Awards 2001 (2001; TV) .... Presenter
- Planet of the Apes (2001) .... Daena
- Planet of the Apes: Rule the Planet (2001; TV) .... Herself
- Driven (2001) .... Sophia Simone
- Perfume (2001) .... Arrianne
- The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (1999) .... 7/27/2001
ARTICLES & INTERVIEWS
