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She was exotic and beautiful when "the artist formerly known as Prince" introduced her as Carmen Electra. After becoming aware that she was formerly known as Tara Patrick from Ohio, when Dennis Rodman kept referring to her as "TP" on The Howard Stern Show, she suddenly lost her appeal. After hearing about her antics with B-Real of the pot-promoting band "House of Pain", and the police report about her fight with Dennis Rodman that left him cowering behind a bathroom door, I have since changed my mind about her -- I love her. Apparently her exotic appeal is so elusive that it continues to ignite multi-cultural kinship. One fan considers her to be one of the top five "Hot Sexy Latin Women of Hollywood" (possibly thinking that "Electra" was a Latin-American surname).
Considering that most cute, perky, (blonde) Mid-western centerfolds have blipped through the small and silver screens unmemorably, some even turning brunette in a last-ditch effort to extend their fifteen bosomy seconds (like the disturbing, self-promoting Jenny McCarthy), Carmen Electra, continues to intrigue and entertain us. While she may not have received horse-faced fashion commentator, Joan Rivers' Golden Hangar Award yet, she certainly has unforgettable style. And since she can dance better than any white girl, including Paula Abdul, I'm sure some will include her on their "Hot Black Chicks I'd Like to F-"list, next to Halle Berry and Mariah Carey.
Electra Updates
8/20/03
Can Carmen Save the Free World?
As reported on The Howard Stern radio show, a caller said that an Al Qaida operative turned over his RPG in favor of an FHM Carmen spread, and said that he'd be back to turn in more RPGs after he had a little alone-time with the one-dimensional Baywatch babe. Apprently we've been putting our faith in the wrong Bush.
1/28/02
Durst Dishes
According to Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst, Carmen will be popping out a little Pepper some time soon. In between constant name-dropping on the Howard Stern Show, Durst dished the deal on old flame Electra, saying that his Ex and Red Hot Chili Pepper Dave Navarro are expecting. Though dissing everyone from Courtney Love to Eminem, Durst only had kind words for Carmen and said that she and Dave seem happy together.
In an industry where mud-slinging establishes credibility, Fred's limp has the girls hungry for his bizkit.
8/16/01
Diesel Dumped For Future Navarro Nuptials
Well, you heard it here -- Carmen, oviously the marrying type, will be tying the (slip)knot with yet another make-up-wearing "dude". Obviously confident in her sexuality, the soon-to-be- Mrs. Carmen Navarro seems unfazed by Dave's and Dennis' daliance with dicks.
On a gayer note, I am thrilled to say, "Happy Birthday, Carmen!" -- your 420th photo was added today, and we celebrated with glorious bowl of birthday-quality-Kind. Yes, this bud's for you!
3/5/01
Diesel sparks Electra!
Boiler Room star Vin Diesel was last seen macking on Carmen Electra at another Hollywood name-dropping party.
1/23/01
On or Off the Table? Due to a mix-up in dates, probably on Gary-The-Horse-Tooth-Jack-Ass' part, Carmen won't get groped by Howard Stern on the BlackJack table. Much to Howard's disappointment bumbling BaBaBooey (producer, Gary Del' Abate) informed his Boss that the beautiful brunette might not be at his side when he makes his "million dollar bet" (actually $100,000.00) at the still-undisclosed Vegas casino.
*recap* Against all odds, Howard Stern's lucky listener won $10,000 at The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas!!! Jenna Jameson, Richard Belzer, and Kevin Sorbo also sat in on the Blackjack games.
1/19/01
A Decent Proposal. Howard Stern wants Carmen to blow on his dice when he makes his "million dollar" bet in Las Vegas. (If Carmen's price is $1MIL then wrinkled Redford overpaid Demi Moore)
5/18/00
On your "To Do" list would Carmen Electra be in the top 10? Howard Stern and his morning radio crew debated over whether to include the former Mrs. Rodman or teen tennis starlet Anna Kournikovan on this short shopping list. The always-insightful Stuttering John favored youth and purity (and being blonde) over enhanced breasts and years of well-documented sexual experience. Stern countered with the argument that the bedroom should not be a classroom, and that if Fred Durst, Dennis Rodman, and B-Real all sung her praises, just imagine all the other guys that don't go public... In the end everyone seemed to agree that sexual expertise was the deciding factor.
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Airdate: 5/18/00, 12:06 a.m. PST -- Carmen was recently a guest at the Playboy Mansion while participating on Politically Incorrect's pathetic mock-up of the infamous Playboy After Dark series. Sadly, everyone but Carmen looked scary in a desperate, well-past-their-prime sort of way. A bald and probably coked-up Howie Mandell (age: 44), an aged and oddly-smooth Hugh Hefner (age: 74), chubby actor/hillbilly musician Jeff Bridges (age: 50), and ugly host Bill Maher (age: 44), all leered and flirted with the ever-stunning Electra. Topics of discussion included "real vs. fake boobs" and "broken marriages". Needless to say, Carmen looked like she would rather be duking it out with Dennis Rodman, than verbally sparring with those pea-brained perverts.
5/10/00
At a party attended by angst-ridden, lesbian wanna-be Fiona Apple, and boyfriend, Boogie Nights director Paul Thomas, sources say that Carmen Electra was in a back room giving a strip-tease show to some of the partygoers.
Since hooking up with badboy b-baller Dennis Rodman, media critics have concluded that Carmen's popular "appeal" has been threatened (if not intimidated) by her current relationship.
I don't think anyone would question Carmen's "appeal" as she strips down to her birthday suit, regardless of who she chooses to date or dump
5/2/00
David or Dennis?
Will Carmen dump Dennis, again, and run to the wimpy arms of wrinkly-faced D@vid 5p@de? Sources, including 5p@de, and Howard Stern, stated that Carmen has a big crush on the little funny man. I guess it's good to know that she doesn't discriminate against anyone. I wonder if this means that women will be next on her list of latest conquests...
4/24/00
Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman wed in Las Vegas in November 1998 after briefly dating (the basketball star's lawyers said he was too drunk to know what he was doing). Days later, Rodman said he was proud to be married to Electra...then got an annulment. In April '99, she divorced him, but in January they were shopping for leaether clothes in L.A. -- Liza Ghorbani, US Weekly 4.24.00
FILMOGRAPHY
- Automotive Showcase (2003; TV Series) .... Host
- The Guest (2002)
- Lil' Pimp (2002) .... (voice)
- Simpsons, The" Herself .... 5/19/2002
- Naked Movie (2002) .... Herself
- Rent Control (2002) .... Audrey
- Whacked! (2002) .... Laura
- BattleBots (2000; TV Series) .... Herself
- Sol Goode (2001) .... Diesel Model
- Get Over It (2001) .... Mistress Moira
- Perfume (2001) .... Simone
- Scary Movie (2000) .... Drew Becker
- Vacanze di Natale 2000 (1999)
- Malcolm & Eddie "Kelly" .... 11/1/1999
- The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999) .... The Female (Jenny)
- Playboy's Cheerleaders (1999; video) .... Cheerleader
- Christmas in Malibu (1999; TV)
- Modern Talking 1998/1999 (1999; video) .... Herself
- Hyperion Bay (1998; TV Series) .... Sarah Hicks (1999)
- The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven (1998; video) .... McKenna Ray
- Starstruck (1998; aka "Starfucker") .... Iona Shirley
- Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay (1998; video) .... Lani McKensie
- Just Shoot Me Herself .... 11/11/1997
- Good Burger (1997) .... Roxanne [uncredited]
- Loveline (1997; TV Series) .... Co-Host
- Singled Out (1997; TV Series) .... Co-Host
- Baywatch (1997-1998; TV Series) .... Lani McKensie
- Baywatch Hawaii (1999; TV Series) .... Lani McKensie
ARTICLES & INTERVIEWS
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