Q. "is this a way to talk to the star if so let me know I like to have(a) chat with Angel Boris she knew me five years ago and it was a short meeting after her Beverly hills gig...?"
A. If this was a direct portal to the stars I wouldn't be wasting time collecting their pictures to... enjoy.
Q. "How come I keep getting returned to your homepage?"
A. If you're using proxy, firewall or firewall-like software that prevents the passing of cookies, this could possibly be preventing you from accessing content. And, for some reason, people seem to have better luck when using the latest version of Netscape.
Q. " ...love your site but how about adding tall,blonde,bombshell ... (in this case Faith Hill) !?"
A. What's her cup size? Just kidding. I appreciate all e-mail inquiries and will evaluate each request equally before considering her for my "To Do" list.
Also, the definitive list of star siteings can be found at Starmaps Online, and, of course, here's a click to "my links page".
Q. "Do you know where I can get "Savage Fury" with Christy Canyon?"
A. No. Unfortunately most porn, particularly pre 1990's, had low production numbers and are impossible to find (except for the classics, i.e. "Behind The Green Door", "The Devil in Ms. Jones I-X")
Q. "Hi. Nice website. But it's a little inconvenient scrolling down to click on a gallery number, then scroll back up to look at the pictures. Maybe you can have them change screens instead... but clicking on the numerous galleries can get annoying."
A. Smile -- I don't use pop-ups! If I had more time in the day I'd re-arrange the site, maybe even give it a fresh, new look. But, I'm a slacker. However, I hear you, and sympathize with you, and scrolling through 1000+ pics can get tedious, since I have to do it too. Hopefully, very soon, I'll redesign the site, and delete this FAQ.
Q. "are you going to update the naked lunch anymore?"
A. Dude, I try to update as often as possible, sometimes daily, and at the latest, weekly.
Q. "hey i love your website, its my favorite. i have one question about gisele
bundchen that i have to know i guess. are gisele's breasts real or what? they
are incredible!"
A. "They're real. And they're spectacular!"
Q. "I have a picture of Angela, taken from a magazine, and I don't know if the picture is already in the web? eather way i send you a drawing...it could be interesting to you :-)"
A. I appreciate any and all quality image submissions!
Q. "just stumbled upon your site like yesterday....how was amsterdam(?)...no updates since like last summer except for the political stuff...sorry man..im stoned now...I like the site..pot and nude chicks..awesome..if you have any pics from amsterdam put them up on the site...we are thinking about going next winter..peace... "
A. Yeah, lemme just do one more bonghit, O.K.? I think you can see why it's taken me a while to get to that project.