Some addictions are easier on the eyes than others

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If she had a better look, not the typical, L.A., bleached, enhanced, surfer-groupie-chic look, her "acting" might have set her apart from her adult video co-stars, i.e. Janine, Jenna, the late Savannah, Sunset Thomas, etc.

Or so I thought, until recently...

Unfortunately, the scowl that you see on her face, and in every scene, might not be an example of her dramatic range, as she just seems to be a bitch in real life. You know that look...kinda pissed off, very intense, sort of a non-verbal command to have hot, nasty sex immediately(!)

She probably looks pissed off because she has to fuck ugly porno guys just to make a couple grand, all the while looking over her shoulder for the emergence of a younger, cuter, does-all-inputs starlet, and in the end, intensely hates most people. This would explain her haughty attitude on a recent Howard Stern appearance.

She and live-in lover Jenna Jameson promoted their adult video release on the Stern Show by creatively offering to fuck a fan to secure the high-visibility air time. A mock Dating Game was set up, and yearning (female) fans called in for the opportunity to be one of three contestants for what was supposed to be a complete "date" -- meal, sex, cuddling, etc. Estimated time: 2-3 hours.

Follow the story board to see who won -- was it the stripper, the housewife, or the bosomy collegiate? Suffice it to say, the date lasted for 20 minutes, "We had shows to do, we were running all over the place, we hardly had any time, yadda-yadda-yadda..."

Apparently the "winner" took half a day to get dolled up and the porn stars didn't even take the time to undress (her or themselves)...not even the decency to pretend like they were interested in her ... A fully-clothed orgasm (if it was even attainable in 15 minutes), with her tacky dress thrown over her head to hide her face and muffle her moans -- what a thrill. Well, this is certainly not a story she can pass on to her grandkids. And so pathetic that she can't even brag about it to her friends. I guess that's what is to be expected when beautiful people are forced to mingle with everyone else.

I hope Jenna and Nikki's film did well.


FILMOGRAPHY

  • Hell on Heels (1999)
  • Flipside (1997)
  • Where the Boys Aren't 8 (1997)
  • Where the Boys Aren't 9 (1997)
  • Star Trek: Voyager: "The Raven (10/8/1997; TV series) .... Annika Hansen's Mother
  • Alright Already: "Again With the Black Box (9/21/1997; TV series) .... Beth
  • Star Trek: Voyager: "Scorpion: Part 2 (9/3/1997; TV series) .... Annika Hansen's Mother
  • rd Rock from the Sun: "Jolly Old St. Dick (12/15/1996; TV series) .... Christine
  • The John Larroquette Show: "A Night to Remember (4/9/1996; TV series) .... Woman
  • Bobby Sox (1996)
  • Body Language (1996)
  • Nikki Tyler, P.I. (1996) .... Eden Marshall
  • Pleasureland (1996)
  • Rolling Thunder (1996)
  • Torrid Tales (1996)
  • Vivid's Bloopers and Boners (1996) .... Host
  • American Pie (1995)
  • Bedlam (1995)
  • Plaything (1995)
  • Street Legal (1995)
  • Virtual Reality 69 (1995)
  • Les Femmes érotiques (1993)
  • Sensual Exposure (1993)
  • Zoo Radio (1990)

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