I thought that she was quite stunning and magnificent after I saw her on Howard Stern's Private Parts, and on Stern's birthday party interview.
Rare Amber
Smith Spottings
1/21/02
Amber just another Wack-Packer??
Eager for a shot at fame, low self-esteemed bombshell Amber Smith called in to the Howard Stern Radio Show offering her body, and not much else. Next month Howard Stern and the Crew take The Morning Radio Show, a lucky listener, and $10,000 to Las Vegas for another all-or-nothing blackjack bet (and Amber is hoping to hitch a much-needed career ride to this bandwagon, and its travelling Wack Pack). Last year Jenna Jameson served as The Show's good luck charm, and proved once again that whether she's blowing dice or dicks, good luck/lick with her is GUARANTEED!
If they expect to win this year they better hope they don't have Amber's horrible dating luck. Dissed by Craig Kilborne, who didn't even bother to take her out to dinner, and treated as a "midnight booty call", Amber takes solace in laments with mom, who can't understand why her daughter is such a loser in love.
Regardless, it's another recipe for good radio:
Amber (in a bikini) + a gallon of Evian + a tickle chair w/ restraints = guaranteed laughs
If we're lucky, a model might pee on herself in public.
1/23/01
Hairbrush or Airbrush?
Described as "a perfect woman" "having a bad hair day", Howard Stern and sidekick Robin Quivers were overcome with horror at the sight of beautiful Amber Smith's hairy legs. Openly in favor of a "clean shave", the morning crew obsessed over the covermodel's not-so-sexy calendar pics. Is she lazy, or is she European?
Oddly, aside from her legs, Amber maintains a well-shorn landing strip.
FILMOGRAPHY
- Dead End (2002) .... Lady in white
- New Suit (2002) .... Jennifer
- The Baptist (2001)
- How High (2001) .... Prof. Garr
- Tomcats (2001) .... Gorgeous Redhead
- Deception (2000
- Dirk and Betty (2000) .... Beautiful Canyon Girl
- The Midnight Hour (2000; aka "In the Midnight Hour")
- American Beauty (1999) .... Christy Kane
- Silk Stalkings: "Noir, Part One" (4/18/1999) .... Virginia
- Silk Stalkings: "Noir, Part Two" (4/18/1999) .... Virginia
- V.I.P.: "Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand" (9/26/1998) .... Davina
- The Rat Pack (1998; TV) .... Broad at Casino
- How to Be a Player (1997) .... Amber
- L.A. Confidential (1997) .... Susan Lefferts
- Howard Stern's Private Parts (1997) .... Julie
- Laws of Deception (1997) .... Elise
- Lowball (1997) .... Paula
- Sleeping Together (1997) .... Cathy
- Just Shoot Me: "Sweet Charity" (12/9/1997) .... Herself
- Friends: "The One with the Ballroom Dancing" (10/16/1997) .... Maria the Gym Lady
- Head Over Heels (1997) .... Rachel
- Red Shoe Diaries: "As She Wishes" (1996)
- The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) .... Felicia on video
- The Funeral (1996) .... Bridgette
- Faithful (1996) .... Debbie
- Mars (1996; video) .... Sheila
- Inferno (1992; TV)
- Red Shoe Diaries: "Runway" (1992)
