Cute Kate, though not a typical snack in the Lunchsack, caught my always-leering eye, and the eyes of MILLIONS, in Cameron's amazing autobio Almost Famous. As a lover of large lumps, whether real or plastic, I RARELY notice anything below a D-cup, a full C, at best. How does a flat, albeit admittedly cute, chippie capture the hard-ons of millions?
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
I am sold. A compelling story combined with great actors, like good drugs and big jugs, can transport you.
Remember when you were momentarily an existentialist while on acid, or thought you'd get a date with that stripper after the lapdance? Getting caught up in Cameron's thrilling tale leaves you believing that you ARE a good writer, and that you COULD bag a Kate Hudson.
Similar to "Beauty and the Beast" pairs Howard Stern & girlfriend/model "Beth", and Stern look-alike Rick Otcasek & wife/supermodel Paulina Porizkova, Counting Crows crooner/pot-activist, and (yet another) Stern look-alike Chris Robinson SCORED big-time when he married Cute Katie! And with a face hers I can look beyond her almost famous A-cups, and still have a "happy ending".
Update: 08/07/03 -- What's up Kate's butt? Is she insane for biting the hand that feeds her? It was recently announced on "The Howard Stern Show" that the daugher of Jewish, bottom-phenom, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, glowing and with child, was overheard bashing Americans at her recent stay in (immensly anti-semitic) France, referring to us as pigs stuffing food into our face, and asking for "catsup with our fries". She actually said, "these Americans" as if she forgot where she's been living an unbelievably cushy life. After alot of box-office flops, Kate can't afford for the few people who considered seeing Alex and Emma to boycott any of her upcoming movies.
FILMOGRAPHY
- Raising Helen (2004) .... Helen Harris
- Alex and Emma (2003) .... Emma Dinsmore, Ylva, Elsa, Eldora, Anna
- Le Divorce (2003) .... Isabel Walker
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
- Four Feathers (2002) .... Ethne Eustace
- Behind the Scenes: Almost Famous - Postcards from the Edge (2001; video) .... Herself
- The Cutting Room (2001) .... Chrissy Campbell
- The 73rd Annual Academy Awards (2001; TV) .... Presenter of Best Make-Up
- MTV Video Music Awards 2000 (2000; TV) .... Herself
- The Beatles Revolution (2000; TV) .... Herself
- VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards (2000; TV) .... Herself
- Dr. T & the Women (2000) .... Dee Dee Travis
- Almost Famous (2000) .... Penny Lane
- Gossip (2000/I) .... Naomi Preston
- About Adam (2000) .... Lucy
- Cigarettes (1999) .... Cindy
- Ricochet River (1998) .... Lorna
- Desert Blue (1998) .... Skye
- EZ Streets (1996) playing "Larraine (Layla) Cahill" in episode: "Neither Have I Wings to Fly" (episode # 1.9) 4/9/1997
- Party of Five (1994) playing "Cory" in episode: "Spring Breaks (Part 1)" (episode # 2.21) 3/27/1996
